WEXLEY SCHOOL FOR GIRLS
IS SIMPLY AN ADVERTISING AGENCY.

AN AGENCY THAT’S PROBABLY THE BEST AGENCY IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM. ACTUALLY WE ARE MORE THAN AN AD AGENCY. WE ARE A FAN FACTORY. A MODERN THINK TANK WITH IDEAS SO BIG WE HAD TO EXTEND THE ROOF. AND PEOPLE SO GOOD LOOKING WE HAD TO PUT IN EXTRA MIRRORS. AND BRAINS SO INTELLIGENT THAT MENSA WANTED TO BORROW SOME STEM CELLS. AND ARMS, LEGS AND PECS SO BUFF THAT MMA DENIED OUR COLLECTIVE APPLICATION TO FIGHT. SURE, WE’RE AN ADVERTISING AGENCY. BUT WE’RE SO MUCH MORE. IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE US LOOK AT OUR WORK. OR READ ABOUT US. OR LOOK AT OUR PEOPLE. OR JUST CONTACT US. OR READ THIS ALL AGAIN IN THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS LANGUAGE EVER: LATIN

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